Friday, 3 April 2015

The hair bares by Grant Harbison

I’m a hair on the chin of the vicar thin
And if I could talk
Oh, the things that I have seen
What he’s done
And where he’s been
I bet you are thinking mile high club
Or naked models in a hot tub
No, he’s not exactly Jack the lad
But the thin little vicar is a bit of a cad
It started one day when he was invited for tea
By the merry widow Olivia Lee
Who likes hers sweet
And offered him a fee
Soon the word spread
To the ladies in his congregation
And the naughty little vicar had a reputation
One that continues to grow
Kev the Rev
Part time gigolo 

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