Sunday, 19 July 2015

Colin the camel had the hump by Grant Harbison

Colin the camel took a sedative pill
It wasn’t because he was particularly Ill
His heart was broken and he was down in the dumps
Since his girlfriend had left him for a guy with two humps
Left him feeling incomplete
For with two humped camels he could never compete 
She was the one he’d hoped to marry
But alas it wasn’t to be for the poor dromedary
The unexpected departure dashed his hopes
And he wanders the desert and perpetually mopes
Wondering why his life continues to slump
Silently wishing he had more than one hump 

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