As soon as
he set eyes on Sister Dunn
Derek knew
that she was the one
And she was
besotted with the Viking hunk
Macho
warrior so full of spunk
So after a
steamy night of bump and grope
The unlikely
pair decided to elope
To the
Sisters she said her last goodbye
It was a
heart breaking severance that made her cry
But her
message to them was loud and clear
“Sisters,
never fear!” she cried and wiped away a tear. “In my heart you will always be
dear. “It’s time to be bold and free yourselves. Imagine Sisters doing it for
themselves.”
And then
without further ado
She joined
Derek and his crew
And as they
sailed on the sea with the silvery hue
She knew
their hearts would always be true
Living
together in the land of the midnight sun
She knew
right then she was a lucky nun
So back to
the Brothers and their vacation
Their
arrival in Rome was one of elation
They ditched
their robes for the latest fashion
And soaked
in the sun
As they were
rather ashen
Drank lots
of wine and bathed in the sea
And
marvelled at the beauty of being happy and free
But fate
intervened and spoiled their delight
When their
drunkenness lead to a fight
Even though
they’d managed to win
The Roman
cop cried, “Anglo hooligan!”
And so they
ended up in a Roman jail
Sentenced
for a month without bail
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