She’d gone bump in the night
Bumped me quite hard
As I’d
awoken with fright
What happened next was the last
thing I’d expected
If I’d been a little more
vigilant I could have detected
When she’d connected my eye with
a mighty thump
I’d slipped off the bed and come
down on my rump
As I’d sat on the floor
bewildered and sore
I’d stared in disbelief as she
proceeded to snore
The whole scenario had been
really quite incredulous
How could she have been asleep
and been totally oblivious?
I’d pondered the situation and to
myself did decree
That it would really be best if I
slept on the settee
On a night like that I wouldn’t
be missed
And I’d be totally safe from an
elbow or fist
When she’d awoken the very next day
She’d given me a look of utter
dismay
I’d told her that there was no
reason for alarm
I’d totally forgiven as she’d
meant me no harm
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