It wasn’t
all about abusin’ these men
There’d be a
special request every now and then
From a pint
sized man that liked to play horse
People like
them had no remorse
And guess
who got to be the horse?
Me of course
Down on all
fours
Well, he was
hardly goin’ to choose the other whores
“Giddy up,
horsey!” he’d boom.
And I would
crawl hastily around the room
While he’d
flog my backside with his ridin’ crop
Once he was
overzealous and wouldn’t stop
And I
grabbed him by his jodhpurs and threw him off
I was at the
end of my tether with this arrogant little toff
When he
banged his head on the post of my bed
There were a
few scary moments when I thought that he was dead
He just lay
on the floor without makin’ a sound
And it took
a few minutes before he came around
He was a bit
groggy at first
And for my fit
of temper I feared the worst
But I
needn’t have distressed
For the
diminutive dandy was utterly impressed
And told me
that I was simply the best
I wasn’t
goin’ to disagree
And when he
handed me thrice the normal fee
What a
relief that was for me
As he could
have insisted that the session should have been free
I was glad
that there was no ill will
For I
couldn’t have gone and complained to the Old Bill
Imagine
Nerys goin’ to the police
And sayin’,
“I’m a horse and I threw off a toff, and before I got paid, he buggered off.”
They’d have
chased me away
And the
hilarity of it all would have made their day
I had a
little box where I kept the extra cash
I’m sure the
others had their own secret stash
And other
secrets too
Let me tell
you
Like a
punter’s wife and the lovely Siobhan
I had a
feelin’ that somethin’ was goin’ on
And when I
bumped into her in the middle of the night
I don’t know
who got the biggest fright
She’d been
sneakin’ out of Siobhan’s room
And I knew
that I had to keep stumm
As there’d
have been the risk that someone might jaw
And the gossip
would’ve reached the ears of the law
Relationships
like these were highly illicit
Even a bribe
would have failed to dismiss it
I’m sure
that Robert must’ve been aware
But tried to
pretend that he didn’t care
He must’ve
cottoned on
Seein’ that
the man had a thing for Siobhan
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