Defiance and compliance by Grant Harbison

That silly moo went insane from seeing Fifty Shades of Grey

And thought that my collection of Alice in Chains was a S&M play

Little miss prissy

Once so well behaved

Has now joined the club for the sad and depraved

And waits every night in anticipation

To play some games of domination

She loves it when I take command

It’ll all new to me

Something hard to understand

For when I hear her cries of, “More, more, more!”

I think, ‘Funny that, she’s never listened before.’

Obedience like this I’ve never known

Utter defiance has always been shown

A leer when I ask her to fetch me a beer or, “Piss off and get your own!”