Uriah had
the urge to urinate
A need so
bad
He could not
procrastinate
But Uriah
had a sticky situation
As the bus
he’d boarded had just left the station
And through
rush hour traffic it travelled slow
Causing
Uriah to panic as he had nowhere to go
He closed
his eyes and emitted a curse
As the
vehicle’s motion just made it worse
He closed
his legs and tried to concentrate
Hoping the
pressure would somehow abate
But the urge
became stronger and didn’t subside
And he knew
he couldn’t hold on for the rest of the ride
He cursed
once again and wished he was dead
But then
suddenly an idea came to his head
He didn’t
have to go home
He didn’t
have to go that far
Near the
very next stop he knew there was a bar
So he
pressed the buzzer to get off at the next stop
Hurried to
the front and prepared to hop
And as soon
as the driver opened the door
Uriah let
out a mighty roar
Jumped off
the bus and immediately ran
Dodging
traffic like an irrational man
His frantic
folly outweighed sense
But in no
time at all he made it to the gents
Smiling with
pleasure
He let out a
sigh
But his joy
was brief and he let out a cry
For in his rush
for relief he forgot to undo his fly
No comments:
Post a Comment