The frog
AKA Prince
Did wince
Well you
would have done the same
It’s not
Prince we should blame
His heart
fluttered
His head was
in a whirl
He fell in
love with the sleeping girl
He had no
qualms
He had no
fears
Little did
he know she’d been asleep for years
She truly entranced
him
She took
away his breath
But the
maiden he kissed had breath like death
She eyed him
with love when she awoke
But Frog was
in distress and continued to choke
She said,
“Frog, do I disgust you. Do you feel distaste?”
He said,
“No, fair maiden. But you really need paste.”
“Oh no,” she
cried. “Is this my fate?”
“No my love,
you just need Colgate.”
And so they
lived happily ever after
Like every
fairy tale
And if I’m
annoying
You have the
right to impale
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