Frumpy
Freddy fell in love
With pudgy
Polly who lived up above
But Freddy
fell in love every day
Yesterday it
was mawkish May
And the day
before that was pimply Pat
But alas no
one finds Freddy fab
He’s far too
gawky and way too drab
Although
he’s never been pedantic
There’s
never been hope for this hopeless romantic
Just last
week slovenly Sally slapped his cheek
And then
stomped on his toe and called him a geek
Belligerent
Belinda went berserk
Hit him with
her shoe and called him a jerk
He even
tried with bandy Mandy
By sending
her flowers and a box of candy
One day he got down on his knees
And scared
the hell out of lofty Louise
He told her
that he couldn't resist her
And the
following day he did the same with her sister
Freddy has
tried with every girl at school
But he’s
continually snubbed and branded a fool
Life is hard
and lonely for Freddy
As all of
his friends are now going steady
Maybe one
day he will find his sugar
But for now
it’s not happening for young Frederick Kruger
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