Kojak was
married to Goldilocks but the honeymoon was a flop
For he was
constantly sucking on a cherry lollipop
And she
wouldn’t stop rambling about a previous affair
With a rich
tycoon called Sugar Daddy Bear
There were
other factors too that led to their frustration
One of them
being that there was no consummation
He wanted
her and she said, “Maybe.”
But he did
drive her nuts with his, “Who loves ya, baby.”
To be
perfectly honest they got on each other’s goats
And the
gruel was cruel as no one got their oats
Eventually
it was evident that none seemed to care
And he’d
wake up some nights and find she wasn’t there
That’s when
he decided that he didn’t give a toss
And decided
to have fun and invite Stavros
Every single
night they painted the town red
And
Goldilocks didn’t care where she laid her head
On the last
day of the vacation she eventually returned
And both
stared at one another like lovers spurned
After a
brief conversation and their situation mulled
Both of them
agreed to have the marriage annulled
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